So…Baskin-Robbins has Thirty-One flavors of ice cream, right? Well, let’s see if I can name them. I’m going to try to list 31 ice cream flavors. No Googling, no phoning a friend, no polling the audience. Let’s see how I do.
- Vanilla
- Chocolate
- Strawberry
- Rocky Road
- Cookies ‘n’ Creme
- Cookie Dough
- Pistachio
- Peanut Butter Swirl
- Moose Tracks
- Chocolate Chip
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Black Raspberry (or is it Blue Raspberry?)
- Does Rainbow Sherbet count as ice cream?
- Peach
- Peanut Butter Cup
- Black Cherry
Umm…I’m already getting stuck. How can I not think of any other ice cream flavors? Ohh…I know. There was a place my wife and I used to go, though, in New Hope, Pennsylvania. It was called Gerenser’s, and they had the weirdest ice cream flavors. Flavors like:
- African Violet
- Something-something Tree Bark
Crap. I can’t think of any others. Oh, there’s Ben & Jerry’s. They have weird flavors, like:
- Cherry Garcia
- Chunky Monkey or something like that
What’s wrong with me? Why can’t I think of any others? I’m going to have to make them up. Here are some other ice cream flavors I think we should have:
- Sweet Potato
- Pretzel-vania
- Taco Grande
- Cap’n Crunch
- Horseradish
- Shittake Mushroom
- General Tso
- Roast Beef au jus
- Cheez Wiz
- Louis XV
- Banana
Whew. There’s 31. I did it. I’m going to go celebrate with a refreshing cone of General Tso.
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